Money Maxims by UG Krishnamurti

Money Maxims

1. Money matters most in life.

2. Be not shy about money-making.

3. Trust not anyone with money.

4. Nothing is free in this world, not even love.

5. One who worships the money god will be amply rewarded. One who worships the other God will be stripped naked and left in the streets.

6. Make money by hook or by crook.

7. Make money by any means.

8. Money talks; wealth whispers.

9. Miss not a chance to make money.

10. Quench not the thirst for money.

11. Money is the only thing that works.

12. Yes is for money and no is for everything else.

13. Money is the only visible support for life.

14. Money is the be all and end all of our existence.

15. Money is the only thing that will put you into the life of luxury.

16. Money is the word of the day.

17. One who does not exploit his assets to make money must be a damn fool.

18. Money should be the highest on your agenda.

19. One who does not stash and cash money must needs be a dunderhead.

20. Money is the root on which every flower blooms.

21. Sweat not and swear not to make money.

22. Not darling dearies, but money is what counts most in life.

23. Love money more than thyself.

24. Unless converted into money, name and fame are not worth a tinkers damn.

25. Making money is the finest of arts to be practiced.

26. Maximize the money talk. Minimize the love talk.

27. Better be miserable with loads of money than be without it.

28. Worship not anything but money.

29. Offer not prayers to anybody but to money.

30. Out with love. In with money.

31. Denying yourself money is the root of all misery.

32. Better bask in the glow and the glare of money than in the sun.

33. Part not with money.

34. Leaveth not a penny for others.

35. The demand for material goodies is the only thing that prayers should answer.

36. Shut your mouth, open your wallet.

37. Blessed indeed are the money-ed.

38. Cursed indeed are those who maketh not money.

39. Passions and propensities count not. What counts most is money.

40. Make others sweat. Enjoy the fruits thereof.

41. Maximize the art of money-making.

42. Charmeth your life with money.

43. Stop liking darling dearies. Start loving money-making guys.

44. Money-making malevolence is the only thing needed in this world.

45. Better be brave to boost up money than benevolent.

46. Better be money-greedy than money-needy.

47. Cash on the barrel breaketh all the barriers in life.

48. Better be a moneysmith than a wordsmith.

49. Love not anything but money.

50. A fistful of money is the only thing that taketh care of all your needs.

51. Put no limits on money.

52. Without money, nothing happens.

53. Put everything on money and let it ride.

54.There is no place for anything but money in life.

55. The lack of money leadeth you nowhere.

56. Loads of money leadeth you to the land of milk and honey.

57. The easy way of making money is the only art to be practiced.

58. Feel not funny when it comes to money.

59. What else is there to do than to make money?

60. Money always wins.

61. It is not moneylessness but moneyfullness that betters life.

62. Sharing money is no means to caring for people.

63. No dough no go.

64. What brightens life is a pocketful of money.

65. Share not money.

66. What is it that money cannot buy? Even God.

67. Thinketh, maketh, willeth and speaketh of not anything but money.

68. Nothing else buys love but money.

69. Marry not maidies but money.

70. Not God but money is the one that mightily and sweetly ordereth all things.

71. Money tops the list of all needs.

72. Put money where it belongs-- your pocket.

73. Money makes money.

74. Let money roll in.

75. Make money the one and the only thing in life.

76. No money, no honey.

77. The money-making path is the matchless one.

78. It is money that fulfils all and every goal in life.

79. The thicker the wallet, the grander the life.

80. The only key that unlocks every door is money.

81. Money is the only artful life. Not the dull, dreary, drab life of denying money.

82. The most boring man on earth is one who knows not how to make loads of money.

83. Sing not any songs but songs of money.

84. Money-making must be the ultimate goal of life.

85. He who thinks not of money needs must be a low-grade moron.

86. Breathe not anything but the breath of money.

87. Punish not robbers, thieves or stealers of money.

88. Twiddle not your thumbs but thumb wads and wads of money.

89. The more moola you have, the merrier life will be.

90. Moola is the ruler of life.

91. One who parts with money freely and easily must be a damn fool.

92. Heck with charity.

93. Wallow in wealth.

94. The jingling of money is the most melodious sonata.

95. Be a fatsy moneywise and not otherwise.

96. Take the dough and hit the road.

97. Money goodies are better than gaudy godies.

98. Believe not anyone who talks against money.

99. What matters most is not monism but moneyism.

100. Speaketh not anything but money. Thinketh not anything but money. Willeth not anything but money.

101. March your way to millions of Moola.

102. Never miss an opportunity to make money.

103. Money is the only thing that can enhance your life elegantly.

104. It is money, not divinity, that counts in life.

105. Expand your horizon with loads of money.

106. Money is the only thing that will not make life a puzzle.

107. Money is the one and the only thing that helps in creating better futures for you.

108. Better make loads of money than have a content style of living.